Akpors and his wedding night wahala

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Akpors and his wedding night wahala

Akpors gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do, because he has never been with a woman before.

AKPORS: So what do I do first?
AKPORS’ FATHER: Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed.
Two minutes later Akpors was on the phone again “She is Unclad and
in bed, what do I do now?”
His father can’t believe what he is hearing.

AKPORS’ FATHER: Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her.
After another two minutes Akpors is on the phone again.
AKPORS: Dad I’m Unclad and in bed with her, what do I do now?
His dad’s patience is now running thin so he says, “Akpors, do i have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees Good night!”
Just when the old man starts snoring, Akpors is on the phone again.
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AKPORS: Ok dad, I have put my head in the toilet where my wife pees, what do I do next?

AKPORS’ FATHER: OH MY GOD! DROWN YOURSELF IN THAT TOILET YOU BLOODY FOOL!