Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 Season 1

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Must Read: " Na Man You Be " - A Story By Flow1759 Season 1

As the sun set in the city of Port Harcourt, so does Ola set out to meet with his friend Nnamdi in his business place in Garison.

"So me sef go dey use Andiirod phone" he said to himself.

Nnamdi had two days earlier promised Ola he would with 9000 naira help him get a good Andriod phone in Ogbunabali phone village. What Ola forgot to ask Nnamdi was if the phone was to have a life span of two weeks. Yes! The phone did pass two weeks life span - it lasted two weeks three days before it caught malaria - and high blood pressure too.

"So Enadi go buy me Andiirod phone wey make sense, and i go com dey do facing book" Ola's command of English was war - Baifran war!

Soon Ola was "on" a cab. He was seated comfortably on the fender of a cab that almost ran over him at Rumuola.

"You wan kill me!" He cried, "abi u no dey see road"

"You dey m'ad there! Na your papa no dey see road" The cab driver cursed, "if u wan die you better go mortuary go die"

Ola first thought he wasn't prepared to die before he thought of the mortuary as not a place to die.

"Goat! Dem dey die for mortuary?" He responded, "abi na there your papa die?"

Ola immidiately flashed back to He, Nnamdi and Ogbonta going to pluck mangoes in a mango tree near Fadam mortuary.


That was the day Ola saw death. He kissed death rather.

Ogbonta and Nnamdi had warned Ola not to climb above the fourth branch of the tree as that was "Anthill of the Savanna".

"Rugged" Ola climbed even up to the sixth branch not only becuase he saw ripe mangoes there but becuase he needed to show "the world"; i mean his friends he was skillful climbing.

"Ola ant dey there ooh!" Nnamdi warned.

"If ant dey nkor?" Ola said "make i no plog dem this ripe mongo"

From nowhere Ants rained on Ola that he thought they were actually bees and he yelled "yeeeeeh! Oooh! Beee ooh! I don die ooh!" as the struck each branch decending.

He landed with six farts represented each of the branches his head, waist, legs and mindle leg struck.

Nnamdi and Ogbonta ran leaving Ola who on venturing to rise saw his late grandpa with some stars round his head like he was angel Gabriel.

" Baba mi" he called out, but when he saw the ghost smiled angelic, "Angel Gabriel!" he cried loudly, "help me!"